In classics we’re learning about the sisterhood of the travelling dildo
Oh, you’re right anon! Disney would never draw a teenage merman as scrawny as I did!
Ah, but I see what you mean, anon. You’re here for the hot bara yaois, right? Well, I really don’t want to be a party pooper so here you go!
I’m glad to make you happy, anon!
Excuse you anon?Most main male disney characters are fairly thin.Mainly none of them have oh-so-needed abs and muscle needed to ‘make a man’. I forget that artist need to draw and cater to other people’s imaginations because it offends their perfect standard that Disney males need to look buff an macho.
stop this man
im calling the fucking cops
i have obama on the phone
I’ve been laughing for 3,000 years.
thIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME THEY SAID SEVIPER EVOLVES FROM ARBOK
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
ALL I DID WAS PAUSE NETFLIX SO I COULD GO GET OREOS IM HAVING A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
A very picky chinese farmer who had a bout of genius decided that pears were boring.. tasty but very boring and uninteresting. As any modern day picasso or brilliant person does he decide to go against his mother’s words and play with his food. Setting out to create a buddha pear by encasing the young pears in molds while they’re still on the tree.As they grow they have no choice but to take the shape of the spiritual figure. Buddha pears are sold in china, but the farmer plans to spread the love worldwide.